When you don't know what to write, but you really feel like writing, questions are a good alternative to long, elaborate blog posts. :) Me? I have plenty of questions... lots more questions than answers, as a matter of fact. But maybe you can help?
1) Why can't "Dirty Jobs" host Mike Rowe not host something a little cleaner, that is just not so damn painful to watch?
2) What's the purpose of a show called "Man vs Wild" or something like that, during which every single time you get to watch the not unattractive host eat some sort of worm/caterpillar thing?
3) How do Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert get away with some of their incredibly cruel jokes... when I have to watch every word I say?
4) Why did I use to love swim centers with huge slides as a kid and couldn't care less about them now? Is it an age thing?
5) Why is the first joke people crack about Germans about Nazis? And why are these people surprised when I am insulted?
6) Who came up with the incredibly awful idea to create a show called "Destroyed in Seconds"?
7) Why do I lose 9lbs and then simply stop losing???
8) Will the Toothless Fairy ever grow teeth? (Well, no, she won't, that's why we have to see the dentist about the surgery she's going to face in a while).
9) Why are writers born to be procrastinators?
10) Why hasn't an automated clean the kitchen system been invented a long time ago?
11) And finally... PLEASE... why do we have to have teacher coffees at Village Home at 8:45am? We're homeschoolers. We don't do 8:45am!!! Didn't you read the memo???? ;)
Well, it was a lovely day.... I experienced friendship, young love, good food, and "gentle overnight relief" which by the way is anything BUT gentle. It's big, fat pain... and crap... and you don't want "gentle overnight relief". Trust me. I know.
I shall now read some blogs... and then knit more hats, because I'm the hat knitting queen. Pictures will follow.
Oh thank you for Blogging, I just can't and after the lecture I just finished I really needed to chuckle!!!! Thanks :)
ReplyDelete#4 And why would we want to pay 20 bucks a head to enjoy such a place. The crap we do for our kids in the name of family fun. Same goes for Disney; Hubby and I think that would be an awful vaca. but the kids are convinced that we NEED to go.
ReplyDelete#10 Don't you have kids?
I learned during pregnancy that I can only use half of the reccomended "gentle overnight relief" dose. Not pretty!
Oh, and when I can't think of anything to write, I post pictures.
#5 - Around here the go-to joke for Germans is about being hairy, still offended?
ReplyDeleteLK loves #2, so it must be a guy thing.
ReplyDeleteI don't get #5. Nazi jokes are never funny.
#7 is easy...because you are beautiful at that 9 pound loss and don't need to lose any more. :)
and finally, I too want an answer to why a homeschool coffee is at 8:45am. There's no way I'm getting out of here in time for that. :(
1. We love this show. The kids love the dirty jobs, and I have a bit of a crush on Mike Rowe.
ReplyDelete2. The purpose is that men love this show (and also my kids).
4. Because now it's more work than fun. The same reason I used to love xmas as a kid.
6. See my #2 answer.
8. Surgery? Oh no! I thought the baby teeth were pushed out by the adult teeth coming in? That's not how it works?
9. Not sure, I'm not a writer, but I AM a procrastinator.
10. It HAS. It's called a maid service.
Sorry I couldn't answer more of your questions. This is the best I could do at 8:45 am!!! (Okay, it's 9:45 am...)
One and Two, so, so true! On 1, there's not enough Purell in the world to make me do those jobs. Especially the one where he was in that shit factory...where they make the poo pots?
ReplyDeleteAnd #2? Is that the same guy that drank the drippings from the elephant poop? OMG. DISGUSTING! lol
What??? You don't still LOVE those huge slides?
ReplyDeletewhy don't we organize one for the afternoon? i have wanted to go to those every time but simply can't get out of bed that early.
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